well most of my day revolves around power hour
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
