What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i dont even know how to be here
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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