i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I deserve this hangover.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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