Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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