Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
either way he was missing a nipple.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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