I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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