Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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