First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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