apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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