Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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