wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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