Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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