well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
