Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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