just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize