love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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