There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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