i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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