I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
