There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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