as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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