I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
