Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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