Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
