Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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