I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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