So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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