You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
worst night to have a conscience
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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