the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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