You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Bring me that man meat
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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