I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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