There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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