Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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