I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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