Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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