Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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