That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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