he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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