3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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