so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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