btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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