rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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