You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
one might say we're banned from that church
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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