They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We are all done wearing pants today
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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