i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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