im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
honey bunches of taint.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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