I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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