I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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