I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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