I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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