Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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