im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Randomize
