There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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