my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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